Tax Season Pillows

The Meaning of Life/Tax Avoidance Advice.

"It's funny how two intelligent people can have such opposite interpretations of the tax code!"

'We've merged.'

'You didn't think you could get away from us that easily, did you?'

'Even if your dog does do 'His Business' in your basement, you still can't deduct it as office space.'

"I'll be needing one of your legs as well!"

'Relax, I'm from the IRS. Death and taxes have merged.'

'Take my advice, stop thinking of it as your money.'

'I'm being audited! Quick, everyone into the tax shelter!'

"But if we didn't measure things we wouldn't know how good we were at measuring the things that we're measuring!"

To err is human and subject to penalty

IRS: Short Form.

'We've got all the figures, we just haven't decided what order to put them in!'

PAYMASTER, 'Just to be on the safe side, we withheld EVERYTHING this week.'

Irish Step Accounting

Accounting: Desk trays - 'Accounts receivable' and 'Accounts deceivable'.

'It's a tax refund. There's a note attached asking us not to cash it before next week.'

'The only thing that is certain in life is death and taxes!'

Death and Taxes.

'It's death and taxes to see you - taxes wants to come in first.'

'You know, you're even starting to scare me...'

April 15th

Accountant speaks with client in ball room and fun with taxes

'I'm sorry, but to lower your taxes you're going to have to make more money.'

"I can't imagine how things could get any worse."

"Facebook is offering to do my taxes for me this year. They say it will be quick and convenient because they've already gathered all the information they need."

April Showers

I'd Rather Have The Short Tax Form.

Tax Department - Whammy/double whammy

"The big shell is nice, but the property taxes are a killer."

Procrastination is not tax deductible.

"How is the budget forecast looking?"

Man at IRS office. 'Somebody needs a hug.'

"It started out as my itemized deductions, but it's turned into a novel."

"And if she doesn't file?"