Tax Season Pro Pillows

It's your accountant...I may have made a mistake on your tax return, don't send it in.

'What do you want first - The bad news or the even badder news?'

"I'm curious about your dependent children, Scamp, Flop, and Spunky."

"Unfortunately Daddy already owes the government about 500,000 Pokemon cards."

'There's more to life than winning. There's also losing - to offset taxable capital gains.'

Businessman in suit on beach with financial report and eyes cut out viewing impending storm.

"It's the new simplified tax demand from HMRC. . . Three Questions - How much did you earn last year? How much have you got left? And how soon can you send it. . .?"

"How is the budget forecast looking?"

"Of course, I'm perfectly willing to pay my income tax, but I stayed home all day on the fifteenth, and nobody came."

'Brilliant, Prof.Brainstorm. Any fool can come up with a new product, you've come up with a new tax break.'

'...and at this point I'm afraid the tax laws become totally theoretical.'

I've found a loophole in your loophole

I'm afraid neatness doesn't count, Mrs Wilson

The IRS emptied my pouch.

"This pesky decimal point seems to give you quite a bit of trouble."

"For this job, we require someone with excellent multi-taxing skills."

"It only made sense for us to finally merge."

'Do you remember the good old days when April 15 was the only 'fiscal cliff' people worried about?'

"Says, property of the I.R.S."

"Thank you, and may the I.R.S. accept all your deductions."

"So, you want your owners to write you off and treat you more like their kid?"

"Which tax bracket are you looking to avoid?"

'We've gone to profit-sharing. But it's with the IRS.'

"I can't imagine how things could get any worse."

"Your repayments start now!"

'Due to recent staff cut-backs and consolidations, I'll be handling your death AND your taxes this year!'

'Hang on, I've just found another one. It must've fallen down behind the coffee machine.'

'I got a big refund on my income tax.'

'Right now I'm counting the blessings that we owe to Uncle Sam.'

"Other folks have to pay taxes, too, Mr. Herndon, so would you please spare us the dramatics!"

"Rapunzel,Rapunzel.Throw down your accounts for the last fiscal year!"

"You may think the government is a big 'Giveaway' program, but you can't deduct your tax as a charitable contribution."