New Year Gifts

"New Year's Resolution - Stay This Good-Looking!"

2021

"I'm serious about keeping my New Year's resolutions. In the past, my resolutions when in one year and out the other."

Old man 2020 broken and beaten

"Yipes! Grownups!!"

"You should do something brilliant, before it's too late."

'Why is it that nothing ever gets done at these meetings?'

Learning Curve

'My mother's resolution is to eat more vegetables, and my resolution is to help her by giving her mine.'

"How much does it cost to buy a membership then never use it?"

'Well, here we are again.'

Seemed like winter would never end.

Happy New Year: 'Actually, I'd settle for a normal one for a change!'

Hourglass small at top (time left), big at bottom (stuff to do).

"We hope you've enjoyed the year in review!"

PastFuture.

'We're looking for a sales manager that can take our sales momentum, during December and January, and carry it over for the year.'

It's resolution time!

'Not everyone is able to cope with change.'

'When you said you were taking up sport in the New Year I assumed you'd be doing it....not watching it!'

"Before you go inside, give me a chance to explain the mess ..."

Two entrances to a gym; one reads "Actual Exercise" while the other reads "Sit on Equipment and Stare at your Phone."

December to January.

'If you give up alcohol, cigarettes, sex, red meat, cakes and chocolate, and don't get too excited, you can enjoy life for a few more years yet.'

Santa's gifts for 2021

'Here's your chance to become a legend.'

Day trading.

"One more time, Mr Claus - who sold you the data?"

'That was his New Year's resolution to get in to work all January with his bicycle.'

Jumping Man

"If you say Happy Moo Year one more time I'm going to have to slap you!"

Every year it's the same thing. I resolve to lose a ton and you say you're going to control your anger.

'Okay, son, when I yell 'Now!' light the fuse and we'll watch this baby blast off!'

'I'm writing my New Year's resolutions.' - 'I resolve to finish everything that I start.'

"I didn't want anything. I just wanted to see how fast you could get here in case of an emergency!"