Temporary Leave Gifts

Earl suspends his disbelief.

'Ahhh...'

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

Foster failure

Time for vacation, time for work.

"I’ve got to take this. It’s someone who isn’t obsessed with summer fun."

Temporarily Unavailable

Energy saving mode

"Since he was born today he won't begin daycare until tomorrow."

I travelled to get away from it all. All I got away from was my luggage.

'How soon can I return to work? About fifteen minutes ago.'

"Actually, I hear my boss. I'm on a working vacation."

It was Wilbur's first vacation in 17 years.

"Because of illness, the role of Mimi in tonight's performance will be sung by a temp."

Newborn Chaos

Mother racing to work for a company with day care and a health club.

Laptops

"For heaven's sake lighten up, Roger! You're supposed to be on holiday."

"We're looking for someone who'll be available twenty four-seven."

Filling Cabinet - "Why are all the letters different?"

"Irma, cancel all my appointments for the next 3 weeks, I need to go home to brood. Tell the board to only contact me on my mobile phone..."

Temp Employment Agency. Ah, I see that you have a short attention span.

"Let's change table stakes to vacation days."

"Actually, I'm on vacation, but I enjoy spending it here watching everybody else sweat."

'I'm working through the Summer as usual: I take my annual leave in Winter you see...'

Working holiday.

"I'm not sure I like your working vacations."

A relevant sign for the shopkeeper's predicament.

'I'll be away on a month's holiday, so I'm giving you all your shots at once.'

'I discovered just as much work gets done when you're not there.'

"Find out who's on vacation and then add this stuff to the workload on his desk."

We're visiting the marine who's home on leave. Bye! Don't hurry! Sweet! We can hang here! Mmm

'We're looking for a 'temp' employee to serve time in Leavenworth.'

Death Takes A Time-Share

"I only live for 24 hours, so I need a temp job that pays big bugs."