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Earl suspends his disbelief.

'Ahhh...'

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

Foster failure

Time for vacation, time for work.

"I’ve got to take this. It’s someone who isn’t obsessed with summer fun."

Temporarily Unavailable

Energy saving mode

"Since he was born today he won't begin daycare until tomorrow."

I travelled to get away from it all. All I got away from was my luggage.

'How soon can I return to work? About fifteen minutes ago.'

"Actually, I hear my boss. I'm on a working vacation."

It was Wilbur's first vacation in 17 years.

"Because of illness, the role of Mimi in tonight's performance will be sung by a temp."

Newborn Chaos

Laptops

"For heaven's sake lighten up, Roger! You're supposed to be on holiday."

Mother racing to work for a company with day care and a health club.

"We're looking for someone who'll be available twenty four-seven."

Filling Cabinet - "Why are all the letters different?"

Working holiday.

"Actually, I'm on vacation, but I enjoy spending it here watching everybody else sweat."

"Let's change table stakes to vacation days."

'I'm working through the Summer as usual: I take my annual leave in Winter you see...'

"Irma, cancel all my appointments for the next 3 weeks, I need to go home to brood. Tell the board to only contact me on my mobile phone..."

"I'm not sure I like your working vacations."

A relevant sign for the shopkeeper's predicament.

'I'll be away on a month's holiday, so I'm giving you all your shots at once.'

'I discovered just as much work gets done when you're not there.'

Death Takes A Time-Share

"You've spent lots of time with your family. It's time you got a job!"

"It was at this point that our wives left us."

"I only live for 24 hours, so I need a temp job that pays big bugs."

"Find out who's on vacation and then add this stuff to the workload on his desk."