Temporary Worker Gifts

The temp

'Relax, you are in doggy heaven. I'm just from a temp service.'

'Data entry has always been my dream.' -

'I'm the new chairman the temp agency sent over.'

"Sorry, Thompson. No temps on the corporate huddle."

"Your regular hours will be 9 to 5, that's 9 until 5 past. The rest is whenever we need you."

'No cubicles. All our temps are free-range.'

"I'll be right back. If you need anything, just holler."

"I realize you're just temporary, Ms. Franks, but you should be aware that UR, LOL and BFN do not belong in a business letter! Nor is the CEO of our client referred to as dude!"

'Good news. We're making all our temporary scapegoats permanent.'

'It's a 'don't get well' card from the temp who now has your job at the office.'

'So what do we know about this Thor guy?'

A Temporary One Day A Year Job Is Not Enough, I Want A Permanent Job!

'There are a lot of drips working here, but you'll learn to go with the flow.'

'These part-time, no-benefits, temporary employees have the uncanny ability to disappear at will.'

'It's the only line of work I know. I'm a sidewalk Santa Claus during the holiday season.'

'It's O.K., they're temps.'

'I'll need you to cover me for the next 30 years.'

'Yes, I'm a temp. Why do you ask?'

'We're looking for a 'temp' employee to serve time in Leavenworth.'

'Listen up everybody...as of today You are all 'TEMPS' ..in two weeks, you will ALL be OUTSOURCED'

"As a no-benefits, temporary, part time employee, we've given you the freedom to be your creative best!

"That's our new acceptant. He's a rescue from a temp agency."

"A cubicle is too small? Be glad that you are not one of our temporary workers....they've got to work in here!"

"368 million parcels to deliver and only one days work guaranteed, I've had enough of the gig economy!"

"Hi! - I'm from the agency..."

"It's not easy in the gig economy. My buddy and I only have decent jobs once a whole year."

"The guy you'll be working with is a recovering workaholic. We'll only need you until his next relapse."

"Poor Chap,he's only been here a few days but the pressure of the job seems to have got to him already."

Office Temporaries Inc

Employment Office. You're still only finding temporary jobs? Yeah, my income stream is not continuously flowing and it never reaches flood stage.

I'm just a temp.

Temp Employment Agency. Ah, I see that you have a short attention span.

"You're the temporary worker, right? For today your job is done, please get in there. See you tomorrow. Good night and sleep well."

'I'm only a temp.'