Temp Work Supporters Gifts

In the off season I do temp work.

"Because of illness, the role of Mimi in tonight's performance will be sung by a temp."

"Oh, as long as he needs you, Santa's a great guy. But once things slow down and he wants a little vacation time with Mrs. C., it's 'goodbye North Pole, hello crappy temp job!'"

Filling Cabinet - "Why are all the letters different?"

Temp Employment Agency. Ah, I see that you have a short attention span.

"We're striking for minimum levels of service."

A relevant sign for the shopkeeper's predicament.

'I'm looking for something, like, 364 days a year.'

"I only live for 24 hours, so I need a temp job that pays big bugs."

'We're looking for a 'temp' employee to serve time in Leavenworth.'

Unemployed man given role as the 'gluten fairy'.

Contractor Ants

"I've given you a glowing reference, Hempson. And here's the disclaimer to go with it."

John Prescott

'Relax, you are in doggy heaven. I'm just from a temp service.'

"I'll be right back. If you need anything, just holler."

"Sorry, Thompson. No temps on the corporate huddle."

'It's not a punchline to an office joke or TV commercial, Perkins. 'You're Fired' - for real!'

A Temporary One Day A Year Job Is Not Enough, I Want A Permanent Job!

"Poor Chap,he's only been here a few days but the pressure of the job seems to have got to him already."

Thanks, Heroes!

"A serf? We don't call you 'serfs' anymore. Nowadas we call you flexibly employed staff members!"

'We're unable to bring you the special report on the coalminers' strike because of the cameraman's strike.'

'We'll email the new offer just to make sure you get it.'

'I'm the new chairman the temp agency sent over.'

The Signwriter's Strike Enters It's 2nd Week

'I can only offer you a temporary position. You can start on Monday... If we are still open.'

'Yes, I'm a temp. Why do you ask?'

'We'd love to pay staff more, but there's just no money! But you've got dozens of empty posts, why can't you use the money saved to pay better rates?'

"I'm the temp."

"You don't have any cooking experience? We should be able to get you a job at a hospital cafeteria."

'No cubicles. All our temps are free-range.'

'Here's a possibility -- How would you like to be the President of Argentina?'

Amazon Strike

'Henderson! Find some DNA that matches mine and be quick about it!'