Time Off Gifts

'You know, Mertins, when you take a vacation day, you can actually stay at home.'

Freedom, Liberty and 5:01 on a Friday.

Yeah, I'm totally snowed in. I can't even get to my car... - 'Yeah, the ice hasn't quite thawed yet. Safer to stay where I am...' - 'Listen, it's virtually the weekend...' -

Chillaxing!

'Hold on, I'll get the camera.'

"Hiring someone to replace me and then expecting me to train him just doesn't sit well with me."

"Not that I have the time, but I enjoy reading."

"We are doing something. You're just not good at it."

Temporarily Unavailable

"Wow - Heavy, man"

"When I said, 'I want you to sleep on it'. I menat when you go home tonight."

Smoking Area. Oh, I don't smoke. I'm just addicted to ten-minute breaks.

"Never mind the sea, does it get wi-fi?"

Earl suspends his disbelief.

'Sure, they have nine lives, but they spend eight of them asleep.'

'He's more supportive after his nap.'

"Only four more weeks before school is out...and then we're free for the time of our lives!"

"Every summer I regret having used up all my vacation days in January."

"We're looking for someone who'll be available twenty four-seven."

"We're at the Grand Marina Hotel in Barcelona. Some sheepdog you turned out to be."

"He's highly qualified to be our new associate pastor but he wants all weekends and holidays off - the same days I want off."

"Oh, for crying out loud, Lou... just go in the water!"

"Heads-up, the tourists are coming."

'I'm working through the Summer as usual: I take my annual leave in Winter you see...'

'Wait a minute! This is supposed to be my day off!'

City Travel...rat race special! 10 countries in 10 day: 'I need a vacation'!

Planned service changes

Up, Up, Up, Up....Down, Down, Down, Down...

Welcome signs 'New York, please have your money ready'

Cuba Holidays

'I need a Vacation.'

Airport Security. Our scanner is down, so if each of you could frisk the person behind you, it would be a big help.

'I'm sorry I didn't come to work yesterday, sir -- somehow, it seemed like Sunday.'

"I know it's a crucial time for the company, sir, but I've got to go down to the sea again."

Workaholic Ned Fulgum takes his first day off in over fifty-seven years.