Day Off Gifts

"Waitress's Day Off""

A man sleeps on the sofa with his pet lion

'Wait a minute! This is supposed to be my day off!'

"What particle collider physicists do in their spare time"

A middle-manager relaxing on his day off...

Workaholic Ned Fulgum takes his first day off in over fifty-seven years.

!I'd prefer to lie here and do nothing - but half a loaf is better than none.'

Woman watches TV wrapped up in warm clothing.

'I might be having a day off...but my copyright is still working.'

"This is my furlough day. I just came in to escape the yard work at home."

"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."

"He's on screen saver. Just tap him."

'We're going to need to find a scapegoat.'

'The the President we've gone surfin', surfin' U,S,A,'

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"Wow - Heavy, man"

'Tell your boss we represent an independent watchdog committee.'

'It's not fair. Women doing the same job I'm doing in this office are being paid more than I am!'

"I'm going to tell them our number one way to be stress-free is taking a day off to go fishing."

School holidays

'I'm from the creative department, I don't actually do anything.'

'I can live with you not wanting to push the envelope, but your refusal to think outside the box...'

'It's been a pretty slow day -- What say we knock off a couple hours early?'

'That's Friday, Ed.'

'I'm sure you all agree that this has been a very constructive meeting.'

'There's a teddy and a pony... and that one looks like medulla oblongata!'

"I don't know which needs charged more, him or all the devices he was on all summer."

"I've transferred all my vacation time into absurdly long coffee breaks."

'I think we should consider hiring a consultant to share the blame.'

'Maybe you shouldn't eat by your keyboard.'

Planned service changes

'Dude, I got the rest of the day off, so I'll be able to go riding after all!'

'The only side I take in an argument here is this side of the door.'

"What I Had Done Over My Summer Vacation."

'I need a Vacation.'