Day Off Prints

"Waitress's Day Off""

A man sleeps on the sofa with his pet lion

'Wait a minute! This is supposed to be my day off!'

"What particle collider physicists do in their spare time"

A middle-manager relaxing on his day off...

Workaholic Ned Fulgum takes his first day off in over fifty-seven years.

!I'd prefer to lie here and do nothing - but half a loaf is better than none.'

Woman watches TV wrapped up in warm clothing.

'I might be having a day off...but my copyright is still working.'

"This is my furlough day. I just came in to escape the yard work at home."

"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."

'We're going to need to find a scapegoat.'

"He's on screen saver. Just tap him."

'The the President we've gone surfin', surfin' U,S,A,'

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"Wow - Heavy, man"

Smoking Area. Oh, I don't smoke. I'm just addicted to ten-minute breaks.

'Tell your boss we represent an independent watchdog committee.'

'It's not fair. Women doing the same job I'm doing in this office are being paid more than I am!'

"I'm going to tell them our number one way to be stress-free is taking a day off to go fishing."

School holidays

'I'm from the creative department, I don't actually do anything.'

'I can live with you not wanting to push the envelope, but your refusal to think outside the box...'

'It's been a pretty slow day -- What say we knock off a couple hours early?'

'There's a teddy and a pony... and that one looks like medulla oblongata!'

'I'm sure you all agree that this has been a very constructive meeting.'

'That's Friday, Ed.'

"I don't know which needs charged more, him or all the devices he was on all summer."

'I think we should consider hiring a consultant to share the blame.'

'Maybe you shouldn't eat by your keyboard.'

"I've transferred all my vacation time into absurdly long coffee breaks."

'Dude, I got the rest of the day off, so I'll be able to go riding after all!'

Planned service changes

"What I Had Done Over My Summer Vacation."

'I need a Vacation.'