Day Out Gifts

'There's a teddy and a pony... and that one looks like medulla oblongata!'

Cows trying to liberate humans

"This place has the best happy hour."

The Zoo.

Beach con-man.

"I will always cheer you on, but I will never 'Woo-hoo!' you."

"Boy, that's what I call a maze."

"I think our smart home is suffering from separation anxiety. It's following us."

The Classy Dog: 'Dine & dance hotdogs: '50 cents a dance'.

'The the President we've gone surfin', surfin' U,S,A,'

Beer Parasol.

"I'm going to tell them our number one way to be stress-free is taking a day off to go fishing."

Clubbing

'Fill her up. No ice - it takes up valuable space!'

'Cool! Where'd you learn the new step?'

Professional woman in pub

"Pavlov's dog: Friday night"

"Well, what number sunscreen are you using?"

"Za Za Bling Bling goes man hunting."

'It's been a pretty slow day -- What say we knock off a couple hours early?'

"Sorry, had to barf real quick... so where were we?"

The Big Game Park

"From the gentleman at the end of the bar. Again."

Balloon tattoos

"Now this is a dog park!"

Hero of the Beach?

"Don't panic, she'll be back. We lock the washroom windows from the outside."

'I'll need to see some ID.'

"Okay,let's go through this one more time. I asked for a LEMON in my water, not a LEMMING."

'Another martini please.'

'We've decided to babysit for you, while you go out to a late-night show.'

"Ok, ok, how's everyone feeling tonight besides a thousand dollars poorer?"

"It's not the heat that gets you it's the ants."

Chairs - a bar where everybody has a seat!

'Ha ha, you're covered in Cinemuck!'