Day Out T-Shirts

'There's a teddy and a pony... and that one looks like medulla oblongata!'

Cows trying to liberate humans

"This place has the best happy hour."

The Zoo.

Beach con-man.

"Boy, that's what I call a maze."

"I will always cheer you on, but I will never 'Woo-hoo!' you."

'The the President we've gone surfin', surfin' U,S,A,'

"I think our smart home is suffering from separation anxiety. It's following us."

The Classy Dog: 'Dine & dance hotdogs: '50 cents a dance'.

Beer Parasol.

"I'm going to tell them our number one way to be stress-free is taking a day off to go fishing."

Clubbing

"Well, what number sunscreen are you using?"

'Cool! Where'd you learn the new step?'

'Fill her up. No ice - it takes up valuable space!'

Professional woman in pub

"Pavlov's dog: Friday night"

"Za Za Bling Bling goes man hunting."

'It's been a pretty slow day -- What say we knock off a couple hours early?'

The Big Game Park

Hero of the Beach?

"Now this is a dog park!"

"Sorry, had to barf real quick... so where were we?"

"From the gentleman at the end of the bar. Again."

Balloon tattoos

"Don't panic, she'll be back. We lock the washroom windows from the outside."

'We've decided to babysit for you, while you go out to a late-night show.'

"It's not the heat that gets you it's the ants."

'This is the layout of all the bars we'll hit tonight! We'll start here, then...So we'll sweep around their rear flank, capture their artillery here, then...'

'Fill 'er up Fred!'

'Another martini please.'

"Ok, ok, how's everyone feeling tonight besides a thousand dollars poorer?"

Chairs - a bar where everybody has a seat!

'I'll need to see some ID.'