Going Out T-Shirts

All dressed up without the slightest idea why.

'Your father and I would rather you didn't go out tonight, Jessica dear!'

Is this your social life?: Party - Or is this: Fall asleep infront of Frasier.

"I just hope that's not our babysitter..."

'Fancy a spot of work after drinks?'

"Za Za Bling Bling goes man hunting."

"This place has the best happy hour."

"Don't panic, she'll be back. We lock the washroom windows from the outside."

"I've done nothing Instagrammable for months."

'Yeah, I think we have a future together. Would I write you a post-dated check for my half of the dinner if I didn't?'

'I have to go. I promised my liver I wouldn't be late home.'

"Leisure time meets discretionary income and, voila, here I am!"

Socaial Life of the Cable Installer Guy.

'The wife loves to go dancing Saturday nights.'

"I really like your parents. They go out a lot."

'Get the theatre ready we got another one from the cocktail bar.'

"I'm going to the pub because I want to live in a species appropriate environment."

He sounds like a hunk, his profile says bulky and athletic

"Yes, our cocktails are expensive but that includes your taxi fare home."

"You were right, Ed, I should have stopped when you said to....now I don't have enough money to pay for this drink!"

"Who are you looking at?"

"So, back to my place?"

The Pint

"Those aren't three-star-restaurant pants."

'Hey you two, 'happy hour' was over fifteen minutes ago!'

'Wow!... Look at the personality on her!'

'Mind throwing him back? It's his round...'

'Don't worry, if you get too drunk, I'll cut you off.'

"Wow, business has really picked up!"

'Ha ha, you're covered in Cinemuck!'

'Actually, I'm not looking for a bouncer. I'm looking for somebody to throw customers in.'

'Has Eric been in tonight, and was I with him?.'

'Fill her up. No ice - it takes up valuable space!'

Though Mary's date puts her to sleep, she's saved by her airbag.

'That was some fast thinking, Jeanie.'