Going Out Gifts

All dressed up without the slightest idea why.

Is this your social life?: Party - Or is this: Fall asleep infront of Frasier.

'Your father and I would rather you didn't go out tonight, Jessica dear!'

"I just hope that's not our babysitter..."

'Fancy a spot of work after drinks?'

"Don't panic, she'll be back. We lock the washroom windows from the outside."

"Za Za Bling Bling goes man hunting."

"This place has the best happy hour."

'I have to go. I promised my liver I wouldn't be late home.'

"Leisure time meets discretionary income and, voila, here I am!"

'Yeah, I think we have a future together. Would I write you a post-dated check for my half of the dinner if I didn't?'

Socaial Life of the Cable Installer Guy.

"I really like your parents. They go out a lot."

'The wife loves to go dancing Saturday nights.'

'Get the theatre ready we got another one from the cocktail bar.'

"Wow, business has really picked up!"

'Wow!... Look at the personality on her!'

'Mind throwing him back? It's his round...'

'Don't worry, if you get too drunk, I'll cut you off.'

'Hey you two, 'happy hour' was over fifteen minutes ago!'

'Ha ha, you're covered in Cinemuck!'

'Actually, I'm not looking for a bouncer. I'm looking for somebody to throw customers in.'

'Has Eric been in tonight, and was I with him?.'

'Fill her up. No ice - it takes up valuable space!'

Though Mary's date puts her to sleep, she's saved by her airbag.

'That was some fast thinking, Jeanie.'

"You were right, Ed, I should have stopped when you said to....now I don't have enough money to pay for this drink!"

"Those aren't three-star-restaurant pants."

The Pint

Lockdown Easing

He sounds like a hunk, his profile says bulky and athletic

"So, back to my place?"

"Who are you looking at?"

"I'm going to the pub because I want to live in a species appropriate environment."

"Yes, our cocktails are expensive but that includes your taxi fare home."