Going Out For A Date Gifts

"Let me know when we're getting near twenty-one dollars."

'I sent out for everything.'

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

"This place has the best happy hour."

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

Sure, he's a zombie but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.

'Past performance is not an indication of future results.'

"I love this place—its food, its ambience, and its political goals."

"May I have this arythmic flail?"

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

"Maybe the next one will be a singles cruise."

"I'll bet your're a Taurus. Right?"

"This is the perfect way to watch movies if you love mosquitoes and having a cold, wet butt."

Life is for the birds.

I'm looking for a man who can meet my needs - Cream meringue master-chef.

"And which regional cuisine would you be interested in this evening—Northwester, Southwestern, Southeastern, or Northeastern?"

"...and someone with no fleas. Anything else?"

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

Give us a drink that says "we're in love." Oh no, not again. Today's Special. Latte + 1hr web $12.50. We're back together. We're celebrating. Give us my darling pudding pie's favorite drink. A cinnamon mocha latte with a peppermint lollipop swizzle stick. Excuse me?! That is not my favorite drink ... dear. My favorite drink is a cinnamon mocha latte with a spearmint lollipop swizzle stick ... dear. I am so sorry ... snookums. How could I have possibly been so heartless and thoughtless as to con

So Close..

"Jackie, why does your relationship status read ‘capitulated to’ me?!"

Romance

"You do like octopus?"

"This place is one of New York's best-kept secrets."

Couple looking at the statue of Eros by moonlight.

Speed Dating for Turtles

'You complimented the chef on his dumplings -now he wishes to return the compliments!'

"When you say that love is in the air, you're referring to the smells from the food trucks, right?"

'‘Because I said so' or ‘Just wait until you have kids of your own' section?'

Right click for yes...

"Honey, do these sweatpants make me look like I prefer we stay in tonight so I can watch the game?"

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."

'Cow in love'

"Umm ... not sure what notes you'll detect on your palate, but it'll get you ripped."

"I can't decide if we're good people who are bad at communicating, or monsters who communicate perfectly."