"Do you mind?"
Going On Dates Gifts
Searching for the right gift for someone who enjoys going on dates? Our collection features witty and charming items suited for those who cherish every moment spent socializing. Whether it's a playful mug, a hilarious T-shirt, or a cozy pillow, our products add a touch of humor and personality to any date night or social outing, making each experience memorable and fun.
"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."
Sure, he's a zombie but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.
'Past performance is not an indication of future results.'
"May I have this arythmic flail?"
Life is for the birds.
"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."
"Maybe the next one will be a singles cruise."
"This is the perfect way to watch movies if you love mosquitoes and having a cold, wet butt."
"I'll bet your're a Taurus. Right?"
Romance
"...and someone with no fleas. Anything else?"
"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"
Speed Dating for Turtles
So Close..
"Jackie, why does your relationship status read ‘capitulated to’ me?!"
I'm looking for a man who can meet my needs - Cream meringue master-chef.
"This place is one of New York's best-kept secrets."
Give us a drink that says "we're in love." Oh no, not again. Today's Special. Latte + 1hr web $12.50. We're back together. We're celebrating. Give us my darling pudding pie's favorite drink. A cinnamon mocha latte with a peppermint lollipop swizzle stick. Excuse me?! That is not my favorite drink ... dear. My favorite drink is a cinnamon mocha latte with a spearmint lollipop swizzle stick ... dear. I am so sorry ... snookums. How could I have possibly been so heartless and thoughtless as to con
"When you say that love is in the air, you're referring to the smells from the food trucks, right?"
'You complimented the chef on his dumplings -now he wishes to return the compliments!'
Right click for yes...
"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."
'Cow in love'
"I can't decide if we're good people who are bad at communicating, or monsters who communicate perfectly."
"I met him on an online dating site. He was on their 'return' section."
"Like I could date a guy from Notre Dame."
Why we need poetry. . .
Carbon Dating.
"She's in a conversationally induced coma."
"Sure, it's more efficient. But I still miss shooting the arrows."
"Let's talk film or let's not talk film - I'm easy."
'We have a beautiful relationship. Why spoil it with a hug?'
What nationality were your parents? North or south Poles?
"Call me?"
Going On Dates Gifts Collection
Going On Dates Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs designed for those who love going on dates—perfect for adding a splash of humor to your loved one's daily routine.
Going On Dates Pillows
Find cozy pillows that capture the playful spirit of going on dates—ideal for lounging after a fun-filled night out.
Going On Dates Prints
Browse our prints that celebrate the joy of romantic outings and social adventures—perfect for decorating a lively, love-filled space.
Going On Dates T-Shirts
Check out our T-shirts tailored for dating aficionados—fun, witty, and sure to spark a smile during any outing or casual day.