Going On Dates Pillows

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

Sure, he's a zombie but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.

'Past performance is not an indication of future results.'

"Maybe the next one will be a singles cruise."

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

"May I have this arythmic flail?"

"I'll bet your're a Taurus. Right?"

Life is for the birds.

"This is the perfect way to watch movies if you love mosquitoes and having a cold, wet butt."

Romance

"Jackie, why does your relationship status read ‘capitulated to’ me?!"

I'm looking for a man who can meet my needs - Cream meringue master-chef.

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

So Close..

"This place is one of New York's best-kept secrets."

"...and someone with no fleas. Anything else?"

"When you say that love is in the air, you're referring to the smells from the food trucks, right?"

'You complimented the chef on his dumplings -now he wishes to return the compliments!'

Right click for yes...

"I met him on an online dating site. He was on their 'return' section."

"Like I could date a guy from Notre Dame."

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."

"I can't decide if we're good people who are bad at communicating, or monsters who communicate perfectly."

'Cow in love'

Why we need poetry. . .

Carbon Dating.

"She's in a conversationally induced coma."

"Let's talk film or let's not talk film - I'm easy."

'We have a beautiful relationship. Why spoil it with a hug?'

"Sure, it's more efficient. But I still miss shooting the arrows."

"First date hairball... awkward."

"Call me?"

What nationality were your parents? North or south Poles?