Conversational Drift
Going On A New Date Gifts
Searching for a gift for someone about to go on a new date? Our collection features witty and heartfelt items that celebrate fresh starts and new romantic adventures. Whether it's for encouragement or a lighthearted reminder, these products add a touch of fun to the journey of finding love.
"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."
Sure, he's a zombie but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.
'Past performance is not an indication of future results.'
"May I have this arythmic flail?"
Life is for the birds.
"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."
"Maybe the next one will be a singles cruise."
"This is the perfect way to watch movies if you love mosquitoes and having a cold, wet butt."
"I'll bet your're a Taurus. Right?"
Romance
"...and someone with no fleas. Anything else?"
"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"
Speed Dating for Turtles
So Close..
"Jackie, why does your relationship status read ‘capitulated to’ me?!"
I'm looking for a man who can meet my needs - Cream meringue master-chef.
"This place is one of New York's best-kept secrets."
Give us a drink that says "we're in love." Oh no, not again. Today's Special. Latte + 1hr web $12.50. We're back together. We're celebrating. Give us my darling pudding pie's favorite drink. A cinnamon mocha latte with a peppermint lollipop swizzle stick. Excuse me?! That is not my favorite drink ... dear. My favorite drink is a cinnamon mocha latte with a spearmint lollipop swizzle stick ... dear. I am so sorry ... snookums. How could I have possibly been so heartless and thoughtless as to con
"When you say that love is in the air, you're referring to the smells from the food trucks, right?"
'You complimented the chef on his dumplings -now he wishes to return the compliments!'
Right click for yes...
"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."
'Cow in love'
"I can't decide if we're good people who are bad at communicating, or monsters who communicate perfectly."
"I met him on an online dating site. He was on their 'return' section."
"Like I could date a guy from Notre Dame."
Why we need poetry. . .
Carbon Dating.
"She's in a conversationally induced coma."
"Sure, it's more efficient. But I still miss shooting the arrows."
"Let's talk film or let's not talk film - I'm easy."
'We have a beautiful relationship. Why spoil it with a hug?'
What nationality were your parents? North or south Poles?
"Call me?"
Going On A New Date Gifts Collection
Going On A New Date Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs perfect for celebrating someone going on a new date. Funny, charming, and full of personality—find the ideal cup for their romantic journey.
Going On A New Date Pillows
Find pillows that add a playful touch to their space, celebrating new romantic beginnings. Soft and amusing designs make for wonderful, cozy gifts.
Going On A New Date Prints
Discover art prints that capture the excitement of a new love life. Perfect for decorating their space with humor and heart as they start fresh.
Going On A New Date T-Shirts
Check out our selection of t-shirts designed to celebrate new dating adventures. Witty and stylish, these shirts are great for staying confident and fun on a first date.