Romantic Dates Gifts

"Sunsets were cooler before he wore transition lenses."

"So besides opera and lurking, what do you do to relax?"

'...so you wouldn't have to spend any money in the pub.'

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

Sure, he's a zombie but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.

"This place is one of New York's best-kept secrets."

Romance

"When you say that love is in the air, you're referring to the smells from the food trucks, right?"

It's not because I'm nervous. The reason I'm not eating is because I really do have butterflies in my stomach.

'You complimented the chef on his dumplings -now he wishes to return the compliments!'

On my list of outdoor pursuits I put skinny dipping way ahead of this.

Why we need poetry. . .

Carbon Dating.

'The heart and eyes feel nothing, but the stomach and ears are completely infatuated.'

'Er . . . and a fork for me...'

"Let's say you've always wanted to make someone a mixtape to show them how much you care about them. What's the best order? Do you start with songs about how rich you are before moving on to the songs about love? Or vice versa?. . .What order would best simulate sincerity?"

What nationality were your parents? North or south Poles?

An historic event in Candyland: When M met M

Frank was certain his Bird of Paradise mating dance would press all the right buttons with Margaret.

"First date hairball... awkward."

'Wait until you taste the artisanal water. It's not to be believed.'

"She's just being Koi."

"Did you bring any protection with you?"

"Hi. What kind of wine goes with fruit salad?"

Romance

"Pizza sounds wonderful. Italian, Greek or Hipster?"

Wine Selection 'Here we are. Our cheapest house wine. Would the gentleman care to smell the twisty cap?'

Asking out a palm reader.

'Be ready in a minute - just have to put on my face.'

"The food isn't bad, but I don't care much for the floor show!"

'That reminds me of the blind date I had last weekend!'

'Your stab at ordering the wine in French went well.'

"Deep-dish pizza calls for deep-glass beer."

"Who knew we had so many dislikes in common?"