Romantic Dates Gifts

"Sunsets were cooler before he wore transition lenses."

"So besides opera and lurking, what do you do to relax?"

'...so you wouldn't have to spend any money in the pub.'

"Something romantic, perhaps?"

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

Sure, he's a zombie but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.

"This place is one of New York's best-kept secrets."

Romance

It's not because I'm nervous. The reason I'm not eating is because I really do have butterflies in my stomach.

'You complimented the chef on his dumplings -now he wishes to return the compliments!'

"When you say that love is in the air, you're referring to the smells from the food trucks, right?"

On my list of outdoor pursuits I put skinny dipping way ahead of this.

Why we need poetry. . .

Carbon Dating.

'Er . . . and a fork for me...'

"First date hairball... awkward."

What nationality were your parents? North or south Poles?

"Do you mind?"

'The heart and eyes feel nothing, but the stomach and ears are completely infatuated.'

Frank was certain his Bird of Paradise mating dance would press all the right buttons with Margaret.

"Let's say you've always wanted to make someone a mixtape to show them how much you care about them. What's the best order? Do you start with songs about how rich you are before moving on to the songs about love? Or vice versa?. . .What order would best simulate sincerity?"

An historic event in Candyland: When M met M

Hello. I'm Ferdinand. I'll be monitoring the levels of bull at your table this evening. Menu. Menu.

'Wait until you taste the artisanal water. It's not to be believed.'

"She's just being Koi."

Asking out a palm reader.

I really think I can handle this date on my own. Lemme ask you something. Would you trust me alone with a ybot 340? An Xbox 360? They changed the name? Okay. But you cannot hit on my date. I'm only here to help.

Wine Selection 'Here we are. Our cheapest house wine. Would the gentleman care to smell the twisty cap?'

"Hi. What kind of wine goes with fruit salad?"

Romance

"Pizza sounds wonderful. Italian, Greek or Hipster?"

"Did you bring any protection with you?"

'Be ready in a minute - just have to put on my face.'

"The food isn't bad, but I don't care much for the floor show!"

'Your place or mine?'