Dating Romance Gifts

What star sign are you, let me guess...libra?

Shepherd and eurydice

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

Sure, he's a zombie but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.

'Past performance is not an indication of future results.'

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

'Darling I want you to remember this always,,,'

Life is for the birds.

"May I have this arythmic flail?"

Love at First Sight

'Of course I'll still love you when you're old and skinny!'

"I'll bet your're a Taurus. Right?"

When Ted and Nancy would dance, it was as if they were the only couple on the floor....

"Maybe the next one will be a singles cruise."

Heart surgeon tastooing patients heart with "Love".

"This is the perfect way to watch movies if you love mosquitoes and having a cold, wet butt."

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The Science of Love

"I don't want to fork. I just want to spoon."

Give us a drink that says "we're in love." Oh no, not again. Today's Special. Latte + 1hr web $12.50. We're back together. We're celebrating. Give us my darling pudding pie's favorite drink. A cinnamon mocha latte with a peppermint lollipop swizzle stick. Excuse me?! That is not my favorite drink ... dear. My favorite drink is a cinnamon mocha latte with a spearmint lollipop swizzle stick ... dear. I am so sorry ... snookums. How could I have possibly been so heartless and thoughtless as to con

"This place is one of New York's best-kept secrets."

"We stumbled onto a house - and both of us being young and in love and quick to grasp the situation - "

I'm looking for a man who can meet my needs - Cream meringue master-chef.

Couple looking at the statue of Eros by moonlight.

"Jackie, why does your relationship status read ‘capitulated to’ me?!"

'Oh my God. I love it!'

So Close..

"Stepping on the gown never works. They run faster without it."

Romance

"...and someone with no fleas. Anything else?"

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

Speed Dating for Turtles

It's not because I'm nervous. The reason I'm not eating is because I really do have butterflies in my stomach.

'You complimented the chef on his dumplings -now he wishes to return the compliments!'

"When you say that love is in the air, you're referring to the smells from the food trucks, right?"