Love And Romance Gifts

'Mommy, why are we not allowed to talk about uncle Bruce and his roommate Frank?'

'I know we're in love, but there should be an easier way out of it than marriage.'

Shepherd and eurydice

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

You're my Mona Lisa.

'Past performance is not an indication of future results.'

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

'Darling I want you to remember this always,,,'

Heart surgeon tastooing patients heart with "Love".

"This is the perfect way to watch movies if you love mosquitoes and having a cold, wet butt."

'Of course I'll still love you when you're old and skinny!'

When Ted and Nancy would dance, it was as if they were the only couple on the floor....

Life is for the birds.

Love at First Sight

"I don't want to fork. I just want to spoon."

"We stumbled onto a house - and both of us being young and in love and quick to grasp the situation - "

So Close..

I must say a winter wedding certainly saves on confetti!'

I'm looking for a man who can meet my needs - Cream meringue master-chef.

"You may now kiss the bride..."

'Oh my God. I love it!'

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The Science of Love

Couple looking at the statue of Eros by moonlight.

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

"Stepping on the gown never works. They run faster without it."

Romance

"When you say that love is in the air, you're referring to the smells from the food trucks, right?"

'You complimented the chef on his dumplings -now he wishes to return the compliments!'

It's not because I'm nervous. The reason I'm not eating is because I really do have butterflies in my stomach.

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

'Charlie is the first to admit that he's too old for me.'

"You're the lid to my pot."

Sauvignon Bonk

'Cow in love'