Love And Romance Gifts

'Mommy, why are we not allowed to talk about uncle Bruce and his roommate Frank?'

'I know we're in love, but there should be an easier way out of it than marriage.'

Shepherd and eurydice

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

You're my Mona Lisa.

'Past performance is not an indication of future results.'

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

'Darling I want you to remember this always,,,'

Life is for the birds.

"This is the perfect way to watch movies if you love mosquitoes and having a cold, wet butt."

Heart surgeon tastooing patients heart with "Love".

'Of course I'll still love you when you're old and skinny!'

Love at First Sight

When Ted and Nancy would dance, it was as if they were the only couple on the floor....

Romance

Couple looking at the statue of Eros by moonlight.

Speed Dating for Turtles

So Close..

"We stumbled onto a house - and both of us being young and in love and quick to grasp the situation - "

"Stepping on the gown never works. They run faster without it."

I must say a winter wedding certainly saves on confetti!'

"You may now kiss the bride..."

I'm looking for a man who can meet my needs - Cream meringue master-chef.

"I don't want to fork. I just want to spoon."

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

'Oh my God. I love it!'

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The Science of Love

"When you say that love is in the air, you're referring to the smells from the food trucks, right?"

It's not because I'm nervous. The reason I'm not eating is because I really do have butterflies in my stomach.

'You complimented the chef on his dumplings -now he wishes to return the compliments!'

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."

"I just love the way you're so endlessly inventive in the bedroom."

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

'Charlie is the first to admit that he's too old for me.'

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