Romantic At Heart Gifts

"I miss you too, honey. Now put the dog on."

"I've invented the wheel but I don't want anybody to know about it yet."

'You're afraid of commitment, aren't you?'

The first Valentine...

"You had me at ole."

Terrible at Goodbyes

"Charles, would you be my vintner?"

"She's texting me, but I think she's also subtexting me."

But enough about me, let's talk about my job.

'You'll never guess what I got you.'

Why we need poetry. . .

'You're type A+? Your personal ad said you were AB.' 'It must have been a type O.'

'Hnoey, it's ncie to hvae a rielhastiop wtih smoenoe who can atuclaly utrednsnad me.' 'I konw waht you maen.'

"My self-esteem was so low I just followed her around everywhere she would go."

"It wasn't easy. You know how ticklish I am."

'We've entered the 'password sharing' phase of our relationship!'

'Our story is pretty typical. We met in the lab.'

Rodin's Thinker: 'So what's he got that I haven't got?'

Couple Sitting in Front of A Sunset.

A Tree Grows In . . . Wherever.

Wine Lovers.

'Me and your Grandad have been married for sixty years. But he still whispers sweet nothings into my hearing aid.'

"I'd like a Merlot, nothing pretentious,just something 'avec un petit de je ne sais quoi!'"

"'Better or worse' and 'richer or poorer' are NOT choices."

Jerry McJigsaw: 'You complete me!'

Rapunzel on prom night.

'Before we get married, Doris, there is something I need to get off my chest.'

'Stop playing hard to get!'

"I find myself strangely attracted to you."

'Are you sure that's all you have to say?'

Pete was too shy to tell Jenny how he really felt about her instead he just sent flowers over the internet.

'It's okay, Vern, I think he just wants a hug.'

'Honestly, Geraldine, you're not like any other penguin I've ever met.'

Still crazy after all these years.

'Actually, this is very common around Valentine's Day'