Romantic Heart Gifts

'I love watching the wind blow thru your ear.'

Love on the slopes

A jester surrounded with love hearts

You're my Mona Lisa.

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

When Ted and Nancy would dance, it was as if they were the only couple on the floor....

Heart surgeon tastooing patients heart with "Love".

I must say a winter wedding certainly saves on confetti!'

I'm looking for a man who can meet my needs - Cream meringue master-chef.

"You may now kiss the bride..."

'Oh my God. I love it!'

"You're such a good listener."

Sauvignon Bonk

Venus

'Charlie is the first to admit that he's too old for me.'

Why we need poetry. . .

Frog to frog: 'Do you promise to love me warts and all?'

"A full moon! It's like Mother Nature turning on a night light!"

"Why don't you find a museum!"

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

Hug and Do a Chorus Line Kick.

An historic event in Candyland: When M met M

"I know we just met, but all I got is a twenty-four-hour pass!"

"They met in the express-checkout lane at the A.&P. and have slowed down only occasionally ever since."

"...and your ears! They're like silk purses!"

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

'I'll be darned! A nipple mood ring!'

'More bubbles!'

"Someone must love someone very much indeed."

'But you know I don't have brand loyalty for anyone but you!'

'What the..? She IS a stick!'

"Now there's a relationship that's working!"

"I don't know about you, but I'm ready to take this marriage full-throttle."

Love linked

Dating is so expensive...