Romantic Souls Gifts

'Okay, we grew old together - Now what?'

"And what's going on here? Looks like you've arranged to meet someone from a different household!"

Even though we have to keep our distance...

"We don't have any chemistry. It's more like an allergic reaction!"

'Nothing too loud-she's a librarian.'

'Isn't that cute?'

The Happy Couple

'I love our decadence!'

Birds: Just Married

It is lonely being an old man - but not being a ...

'Plain and self-raising. Who says I never buy you flours?'

Lady gives a man a rose for Valentine's Day and he eats it.

'I should've stayed the way I was. Now, I have to exercise, watch my cholesterol, and dodge this little pest called Cupid.'

"You know, sometimes all I really want to do is cuddle."

Lovers

Cutlery Couple

'Now and Forever'

"It's very sensitive of you to realize that men like to get flowers!"

Cat Romance

'First I am required to ask anyone present who knows what they see in each other to declare it now...'

'Don't tell me-you must be the new people next door!'

A pledge of affection. - young lady asking her husband for roast pork for dinner

"Remember my frog-slash-boyfriend? Well now he's my prince-slash-fiancé!"

"Her boyfriend must really love us."

"I will never let you drown."

"Visiting hours are over, Mrs. Glenborn."

"Ah, Fergie and Di!"

"Springtime in New York. Ah, to be young, in love, and probably making two hundred and seventy-five thousand a year."

"I read somewhere that when two people live together for a long time they start to look like each other."

You're my Mona Lisa.

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

When Ted and Nancy would dance, it was as if they were the only couple on the floor....

Heart surgeon tastooing patients heart with "Love".

I must say a winter wedding certainly saves on confetti!'

"You may now kiss the bride..."