Romantic Spirit Gifts

Man adjusts eye patch so he can see a beautiful woman.

'You've got those 'take-me-to-bed' eye sockets!'

"She acts like I don't even exist..."

Inauguration of Love

"Figure it out, Sherlock! I'm a lovebird. You're a lovebird. We're cooped-up together in this cage 24 hours a day! Sooner or later it was bound to happen."

You're my Mona Lisa.

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

Heart surgeon tastooing patients heart with "Love".

When Ted and Nancy would dance, it was as if they were the only couple on the floor....

"I was going to chuck it all and go to Paris but I didn't have enough frequent-flier miles."

I'm looking for a man who can meet my needs - Cream meringue master-chef.

'Oh my God. I love it!'

I must say a winter wedding certainly saves on confetti!'

"You may now kiss the bride..."

Sauvignon Bonk

Venus

'Charlie is the first to admit that he's too old for me.'

"You're such a good listener."

"Counsel for prose is overruled. Poetry, you may continue."

Why we need poetry. . .

Frog to frog: 'Do you promise to love me warts and all?'

"A full moon! It's like Mother Nature turning on a night light!"

"They met in the express-checkout lane at the A.&P. and have slowed down only occasionally ever since."

"Why don't you find a museum!"

An historic event in Candyland: When M met M

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

'More bubbles!'

Hug and Do a Chorus Line Kick.

'I'll be darned! A nipple mood ring!'

"...and your ears! They're like silk purses!"

"I know we just met, but all I got is a twenty-four-hour pass!"

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

'But you know I don't have brand loyalty for anyone but you!'

"Can you romance me after my tiramisu?"

"I don't know about you, but I'm ready to take this marriage full-throttle."