Romantic Spirit T-Shirts

Man adjusts eye patch so he can see a beautiful woman.

'You've got those 'take-me-to-bed' eye sockets!'

"She acts like I don't even exist..."

Inauguration of Love

"Figure it out, Sherlock! I'm a lovebird. You're a lovebird. We're cooped-up together in this cage 24 hours a day! Sooner or later it was bound to happen."

You're my Mona Lisa.

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

When Ted and Nancy would dance, it was as if they were the only couple on the floor....

Heart surgeon tastooing patients heart with "Love".

"You may now kiss the bride..."

'Oh my God. I love it!'

I must say a winter wedding certainly saves on confetti!'

"I was going to chuck it all and go to Paris but I didn't have enough frequent-flier miles."

I'm looking for a man who can meet my needs - Cream meringue master-chef.

'Charlie is the first to admit that he's too old for me.'

"You're such a good listener."

Venus

"Counsel for prose is overruled. Poetry, you may continue."

Sauvignon Bonk

Why we need poetry. . .

Frog to frog: 'Do you promise to love me warts and all?'

"A full moon! It's like Mother Nature turning on a night light!"

'I'll be darned! A nipple mood ring!'

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

Hug and Do a Chorus Line Kick.

"Why don't you find a museum!"

"They met in the express-checkout lane at the A.&P. and have slowed down only occasionally ever since."

"...and your ears! They're like silk purses!"

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

"I know we just met, but all I got is a twenty-four-hour pass!"

'More bubbles!'

An historic event in Candyland: When M met M

'But you know I don't have brand loyalty for anyone but you!'

"I heard they mate for life."

Dating is so expensive...