Affectionate Spirits T-Shirts

"Hello... how are you?... Good... I love you..."

'Do you think we can cuddle?'

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

Skeleton playing fetch.

I only have eyes for you

'He's maturing early.'

Paint pots in love

"I love that you still call me 'honey'."

Emotional Bling

'You're much better than my mom. You can hardly tell when she paints her face.'

Love Birds love snuggles

Clown's Cuckoo Clock.

KAWAII T'AI CHI

'Good morning pumpkin.' 'Good morning treasure.' A pile of treasure saying 'good morning' to a pumpkin

A Crash-test Dummy child about to have a ride on a car crash test ride in a shopping centre mall.

'We'll get a head start on goofing off.'

"Do you have to do that even when it's not Valentine's Day?"

'You've got those 'take-me-to-bed' eye sockets!'

Angel doing the hula hoop.

"On second thoughts, I'll have it stirred, not shaken."

'I'm so proud: My son can't sit still...'

"Figure it out, Sherlock! I'm a lovebird. You're a lovebird. We're cooped-up together in this cage 24 hours a day! Sooner or later it was bound to happen."

"I asked for a bottle of something that would make men drool over me. This is bourbon."

Sliding Down the Banister

Cloud Cuckoo Land, "Sometimes Doris wished that Charlie hadn't stayed so young at heart

'...makes a change from the zimmer frames!'

'I'm sorry, Mr. President, he can't come to the phone right now...he's doing that crazy hand jive.'

Mum Hearts.

"Ladies! Ladies! Do you wanna roll my Mercedes..."

An old, dancing man holding a steaming cup

Turning around - searching for why hate happens.

"Do you believe in love at first orgasm?"

Jammy Dodgers

'Oh, I'm sorry Frank, it's just when you come home in that outfit, sometimes I lose control... so anyways, when's dinner?'

"Miss Sadie did remember several pets in her will."