Heartfelt Romantic Gifts

"Someone must love someone very much indeed."

Romance

Online Romance

You're my Mona Lisa.

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

Heart surgeon tastooing patients heart with "Love".

I must say a winter wedding certainly saves on confetti!'

I'm looking for a man who can meet my needs - Cream meringue master-chef.

'Oh my God. I love it!'

"You may now kiss the bride..."

Sauvignon Bonk

'Charlie is the first to admit that he's too old for me.'

Venus

"You're such a good listener."

Why we need poetry. . .

'More bubbles!'

An historic event in Candyland: When M met M

"They met in the express-checkout lane at the A.&P. and have slowed down only occasionally ever since."

"I know we just met, but all I got is a twenty-four-hour pass!"

"Why don't you find a museum!"

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

'I'll be darned! A nipple mood ring!'

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

"...and your ears! They're like silk purses!"

Hug and Do a Chorus Line Kick.

'But you know I don't have brand loyalty for anyone but you!'

Paint pots in love

"Can you romance me after my tiramisu?"

Love linked

Diamond outfits

"I don't know about you, but I'm ready to take this marriage full-throttle."

"You're my Mona Lisa."

'It was an emotional wedding. Even the cake was in tiers.'

Who Will blink First Hugs.

'What the..? She IS a stick!'