Light-hearted Romantic Gifts

'If I may paraphrase Dr. Martin Luther King, I have a dream that one day I will not be judged by the color of my money, but by the content of my pants.'

CFL bulb and ice cream cone fall in love

"Someone must love someone very much indeed."

"This stool shall pass."

"The TV remote? So, I decide what we watch tonight?"

Get crazy once in a while

"I said I'd give you the world, didn't I?"

"Recess does things to a man."

Rude Snowpeople

"Boss, I guarantee you that my intentions with your daughter are serious."

Sorry, I can't talk right now, I'm giving my baby a bottle.

'Shuck me.'

'Look, I'll be brief. I love you, let's eat and hit the sack.'

Siegfried and Roy - grand re-opening.

"It took the better part of seventeen years, but you finally get me."

"May we see your kids' menu please?"

"Have you been bathing in moonlight?"

"Why would I care if you're not a pure breed? That's a human concern! Sure, I'll go out with you tonight..."

Cupid

Preachers with far too much input

"You know you're getting old when you need a hearing aid to hear your bones creak."

'Fancy a good time - no strings attached?'

Online Romance

Romance

"Can we role-play a couple who are too tired to have sex?"

'I'm looking for something not too heavy.'

Ralph Rackstraw HMS Pinafore

"It's face painting Friday."

'Wow! I'm a dog person too!'

Golf ball escaping.

'Hey! Those things aren't toys, you know.'

"Oh, baby, hot caramel? You're going to dip me in hot caramel? I'll be right over."

"You have a date with Tim Jones? Really? You're so wicked: he's at least a day younger than you!"

'Come on inside, baby. Let me show you where the magic happens.'

'... and do you, Linda, promise to look up the word 'fellatio' in the dictionary?'