Romantic Heart T-Shirts

'I love watching the wind blow thru your ear.'

Love on the slopes

A jester surrounded with love hearts

You're my Mona Lisa.

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

Heart surgeon tastooing patients heart with "Love".

When Ted and Nancy would dance, it was as if they were the only couple on the floor....

I must say a winter wedding certainly saves on confetti!'

'Oh my God. I love it!'

"You may now kiss the bride..."

I'm looking for a man who can meet my needs - Cream meringue master-chef.

Sauvignon Bonk

Venus

'Charlie is the first to admit that he's too old for me.'

"You're such a good listener."

Why we need poetry. . .

Frog to frog: 'Do you promise to love me warts and all?'

"A full moon! It's like Mother Nature turning on a night light!"

'More bubbles!'

Hug and Do a Chorus Line Kick.

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

"...and your ears! They're like silk purses!"

"They met in the express-checkout lane at the A.&P. and have slowed down only occasionally ever since."

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

"Why don't you find a museum!"

'I'll be darned! A nipple mood ring!'

"I know we just met, but all I got is a twenty-four-hour pass!"

An historic event in Candyland: When M met M

"Someone must love someone very much indeed."

'But you know I don't have brand loyalty for anyone but you!'

Dating is so expensive...

Love Conquers All

"Can you romance me after my tiramisu?"

"I heard they mate for life."

Dancing in pyjamas