Outing T-Shirts

'My parents went to the crocodile petting zoo and all I got was this lousy t-shirt.'

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

The Games Man: Fishing is his sole form of exercise - but he considers it bad form to move more than his wrist when casting.

"Ahhh... close enough."

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

Playing Fetch.

"Good game."

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, son. Someday you might sign autographs for money.'

"In high school, I was quite the star in metal shop."

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

"This place has the best happy hour."

The Busy Gardener

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

'Boy, the fish are really biting today, aren't they, Fred?'

Sure, he's a zombie but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.

Scottish Football Fan - "...and please Lord, let the result be against the run of play."

'I'm glad you guys could work this out in a reasonable manner.'

'Past performance is not an indication of future results.'

I like the Jets...I guess

'I stay trim because of high metabolism. Theirs, not mine.'

'So let me see if I've got it straight. It was a very large squirrel and your husband is a nut.'

Football Fans

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

'So far, I've taught him to fetch.'

Wildlife

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

The experienced backpacker.

'I'll make my final decision on that promotion of yours, after this game.'

'Not that net!'

'Joe took the day off to go to the ball game. So I'll be sitting in for him until he gets back. Would you like me to fetch you something?'