Outing Prints

'My parents went to the crocodile petting zoo and all I got was this lousy t-shirt.'

Monster Baseball. The team's continuing to have some problems this season. Jekyll is good one day and bad the next. Dracula only shows up for night games. The Mummy is always covered in bandages and on the injured list. And King Kong can't keep his mind on the game --- Whenever he sees a pretty woman, he climbs up into the stands after her! At least Frankenstein has been pitching great again, just like when he was young! Yeah, he has a completely new arm!

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

The Games Man: Fishing is his sole form of exercise - but he considers it bad form to move more than his wrist when casting.

"Good game."

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

"Ahhh... close enough."

Playing Fetch.

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, son. Someday you might sign autographs for money.'

"In high school, I was quite the star in metal shop."

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

The Busy Gardener

"This place has the best happy hour."

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

Scottish Football Fan - "...and please Lord, let the result be against the run of play."

'Boy, the fish are really biting today, aren't they, Fred?'

Sure, he's a zombie but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.

'I'm glad you guys could work this out in a reasonable manner.'

'Past performance is not an indication of future results.'

I like the Jets...I guess

'I stay trim because of high metabolism. Theirs, not mine.'

'So let me see if I've got it straight. It was a very large squirrel and your husband is a nut.'

'Wow! That was some world series, Ella! Both Pujols and Holland were just amazing...'

Wildlife

Football Fans

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

'So far, I've taught him to fetch.'

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

The experienced backpacker.

'I'll make my final decision on that promotion of yours, after this game.'

'You wanna play another round?' 'Sure....tender, another round!'

'Remember only you can prevent forest fires.'

'Joe took the day off to go to the ball game. So I'll be sitting in for him until he gets back. Would you like me to fetch you something?'