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"I dread these W.I. meetings

"This place has the best happy hour."

The Zoo.

"This is nice, but I can't help but think we forgot something."

"If oceans are absorbing more carbon dioxide, why isn't this water fizzy?"

"What sorcery be this? Thine castle is bouncy!"

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays

Duck Hunt

"Mom probably wouldn't buy us one, but you have to learn to make your own choices, Dad."

Duke of Clarence (Later William IV) Promenading with Family

"Boy, that's what I call a maze."

At the market

'Stop pulling that silly face, Dear.'

'I think I'll take her to the zoo today.'

"That table is yours once that party decides to move to the suburbs."

"I told him we needed more string."

'Doorbell. Must be the sitter.'

'This is my kind of place. You knock bottles off a table with a baseball and get a prize instead of time-out!'

'Can we sit in the balcony today? Huh? Can we?'

"And so another trip comes to an end...with family brought closer together by a shared experience."

"Do you want to talk about it?"

"Getting dark, Sweetie. Better text Mom you love her."

Circus Act

School trip little porters.

"Bet you five bucks they both fall for the old 'zebra egg'."

'It makes baptisms a lot more fun for everyone.'

A Day in the Country.

"Travelling with Child Sketchbook - day 2."

Watching the football.

'Fill her up. No ice - it takes up valuable space!'

"Next time make up your mind and just pick one!"

"Greta, look! The first dysfunctional family of winter!"

"But I brought you here so I wouldn't have to play with you."

"Hey, Stretch. Mind if we play through?"

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