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"I dread these W.I. meetings

"This place has the best happy hour."

The Zoo.

"What sorcery be this? Thine castle is bouncy!"

"This is nice, but I can't help but think we forgot something."

"If oceans are absorbing more carbon dioxide, why isn't this water fizzy?"

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays

Duck Hunt

"Mom probably wouldn't buy us one, but you have to learn to make your own choices, Dad."

Duke of Clarence (Later William IV) Promenading with Family

At the market

'Stop pulling that silly face, Dear.'

"Boy, that's what I call a maze."

'I think I'll take her to the zoo today.'

"That table is yours once that party decides to move to the suburbs."

'Doorbell. Must be the sitter.'

'This is my kind of place. You knock bottles off a table with a baseball and get a prize instead of time-out!'

'Can we sit in the balcony today? Huh? Can we?'

"I told him we needed more string."

"And so another trip comes to an end...with family brought closer together by a shared experience."

"Do you want to talk about it?"

Circus Act

"Getting dark, Sweetie. Better text Mom you love her."

"Bet you five bucks they both fall for the old 'zebra egg'."

School trip little porters.

A Day in the Country.

"Travelling with Child Sketchbook - day 2."

Watching the football.

"Hey, Stretch. Mind if we play through?"

"Greta, look! The first dysfunctional family of winter!"

'Fill her up. No ice - it takes up valuable space!'

"That's mine. No, wait - I have one that looks just like that."

"But I brought you here so I wouldn't have to play with you."

"Next time make up your mind and just pick one!"