Observation T-Shirts

'Have you ever noticed that in cartoons the person on the left always talks first?'

'Hey Todd, look - those people down there look just like... well... us!'

Sneaky cat.

"This is such a great spot for people watching."

"I have great powers of observation. All I did in school was watch the clock and stare out the window."

Spot The Difference For Beginners

'See that, Greg? His back is straight. Both feet flat on the floor. Eyes fixed on the game. It's natural talent, Greg. You just can't teach that.'

'Sorry, forgot to warn you. Regular season starts next week. This is just an exhibitionist game.'

'So when did you first realize that you might be a scientist...?'

Observing Toilet Paper

'Darn those neighbors. A cookie's missing.'

Upside Down Elevator

"He doesn’t say much, but he thinks a lot."

"I started out as an astronomer, but the stars made me feel insignificant."

"I never had time to raise a family. Mind if I watch?"

At the Olympic qualifiers for staring out the window

"How'd you know it was a hairpiece?"

People people and the people behind them.

"He doesn't say much, but he bristles a lot."

"The street's lower than the sidewalk, dear."

"I knew there was something wrong when he stopped reading the obituaries."

"God, I hope no one asks me to sing."

"So, the Scharfs have an atoll. Big deal."

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

Painting clouds

"He's no hat and all corgis."

Butterflies

"I think the ants are mooning me again."

'Darling - I think it's time to stop feeding the birds.'

"Geez, from way up here it almost looks like there’s hope for humanity."

Vegetarian Birds

'Or we could just ask her what kind of dog it is.'

"My latest sighting turned out to be just another weather balloon."

'I am so proud: My kids are finally fighting all the time!'

"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"