Observation Artist T-Shirts

There's nothing more beautiful than a full battery.

"I have great powers of observation. All I did in school was watch the clock and stare out the window."

"He's no hat and all corgis."

bird interprets modern art

'Darn those neighbors. A cookie's missing.'

Horse statue throws off rider.

Exciting potato bugs.

"Tinnitus?"

"He doesn’t say much, but he thinks a lot."

'I'll come in as soon as I've seen the orbits of Venus.'

"Hurray! I discovered a new planet!"

Famous Optical Illusions!

"I think he just ashed on me."

"Oh, O.K. I can sort of see it."

"Of course I attend the meetings but I'm more of a lurker,"

"I knew there was something wrong when he stopped reading the obituaries."

A child and a babysitter gazing out of a window

The discovery of a 51st shade of grey was met with mixed reviews.

The Manipulation of Justice

'Watch this space.'

"I haven't seen their work before, I like their use of light!"

Russian bombers in California

"What's the matter? Not puffy enough for you?"

Our occupations? I am a student of The Contemporary Scene and my friend, here is an observer of The Passing Parade.

Sushi bar Chef: DARN Sushi train spotters!

Shy Man at Party

'What was all that yelling outside?'

Damien Hirst

Nice to see you!

"It is NOT an alien invasion. A moth landed on the lens."

At the Olympic qualifiers for staring out the window

"I have a comment but nowhere to send it."

"After I had my eyes lasered, the people down there stopped looking like ants. Plump, furry and delicious little rodents, yes, but not ants!"

'Sorry, forgot to warn you. Regular season starts next week. This is just an exhibitionist game.'

The artist