Observation Artist Pillows

"I have great powers of observation. All I did in school was watch the clock and stare out the window."

"He's no hat and all corgis."

bird interprets modern art

'Darn those neighbors. A cookie's missing.'

Horse statue throws off rider.

"He doesn’t say much, but he thinks a lot."

"Tinnitus?"

'I'll come in as soon as I've seen the orbits of Venus.'

"Hurray! I discovered a new planet!"

"I think he just ashed on me."

Famous Optical Illusions!

"Oh, O.K. I can sort of see it."

"Of course I attend the meetings but I'm more of a lurker,"

The discovery of a 51st shade of grey was met with mixed reviews.

A child and a babysitter gazing out of a window

"I knew there was something wrong when he stopped reading the obituaries."

The Manipulation of Justice

'Watch this space.'

"What's the matter? Not puffy enough for you?"

Shy Man at Party

Russian bombers in California

"I haven't seen their work before, I like their use of light!"

Sushi bar Chef: DARN Sushi train spotters!

'What was all that yelling outside?'

'Sorry, forgot to warn you. Regular season starts next week. This is just an exhibitionist game.'

"I have a comment but nowhere to send it."

At the Olympic qualifiers for staring out the window

Nice to see you!

'See that, Greg? His back is straight. Both feet flat on the floor. Eyes fixed on the game. It's natural talent, Greg. You just can't teach that.'

The artist

"After I had my eyes lasered, the people down there stopped looking like ants. Plump, furry and delicious little rodents, yes, but not ants!"

'Tell Marketing the feedback on new logo and brand name is all positive.'