Day Out Planning T-Shirts

The Big Game Park

"This place has the best happy hour."

Airlines

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

Duck Hunt

"Boy, that's what I call a maze."

"I will always cheer you on, but I will never 'Woo-hoo!' you."

'How very Cumbria.'

"Be sure to check out the rides. They're free, too, with the purchase of tickets."

"Lets find another beach, this one has too much competition."

"I think our smart home is suffering from separation anxiety. It's following us."

"That table is yours once that party decides to move to the suburbs."

'See you in two weeks!'

'You deserve some unabashed fun once in a while.'

"Hey guys - wrote a new song! It's called 'I suggested Paris.' And a' one, two three..."

Next Round Indicator

'Fill her up. No ice - it takes up valuable space!'

Professional woman in pub

"Za Za Bling Bling goes man hunting."

"Hey Frank, any plans for after church?"

'One chatterbox, a natter natter and two shhhhh's please.'

Hero of the Beach?

'I wanted somewhere like England, but in Spain.'

'There's a teddy and a pony... and that one looks like medulla oblongata!'

"Don't panic, she'll be back. We lock the washroom windows from the outside."

'Get the theatre ready we got another one from the cocktail bar.'

"Okay,let's go through this one more time. I asked for a LEMON in my water, not a LEMMING."

"It's Friday afternoon. Let's just call our problems opportunities and leave them for next week."

"If they give you any trouble, find a good babysitter and go out for the evening."

'We've decided to babysit for you, while you go out to a late-night show.'

Kindergarten Primary School Teacher

'Ha ha, you're covered in Cinemuck!'

Holiday Luggage

'Yeah, I think we have a future together. Would I write you a post-dated check for my half of the dinner if I didn't?'

'The wife loves to go dancing Saturday nights.'