Day Out Planning Gifts

The Big Game Park

"This place has the best happy hour."

Airlines

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

Duck Hunt

"I will always cheer you on, but I will never 'Woo-hoo!' you."

"Boy, that's what I call a maze."

'How very Cumbria.'

"Be sure to check out the rides. They're free, too, with the purchase of tickets."

"Lets find another beach, this one has too much competition."

"That table is yours once that party decides to move to the suburbs."

"I think our smart home is suffering from separation anxiety. It's following us."

'See you in two weeks!'

'You deserve some unabashed fun once in a while.'

"Hey guys - wrote a new song! It's called 'I suggested Paris.' And a' one, two three..."

'Fill her up. No ice - it takes up valuable space!'

Next Round Indicator

Professional woman in pub

"Za Za Bling Bling goes man hunting."

'One chatterbox, a natter natter and two shhhhh's please.'

"Hey Frank, any plans for after church?"

Hero of the Beach?

'I wanted somewhere like England, but in Spain.'

"Don't panic, she'll be back. We lock the washroom windows from the outside."

'There's a teddy and a pony... and that one looks like medulla oblongata!'

'Ha ha, you're covered in Cinemuck!'

'We've decided to babysit for you, while you go out to a late-night show.'

"If they give you any trouble, find a good babysitter and go out for the evening."

"Okay,let's go through this one more time. I asked for a LEMON in my water, not a LEMMING."

Kindergarten Primary School Teacher

'Get the theatre ready we got another one from the cocktail bar.'

"It's Friday afternoon. Let's just call our problems opportunities and leave them for next week."

Holiday Luggage

'Yeah, I think we have a future together. Would I write you a post-dated check for my half of the dinner if I didn't?'

"I've done nothing Instagrammable for months."