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Duck Hunt

"Ahhh....I think that was a flying fuck."

'Stop pulling that silly face, Dear.'

"Be sure to check out the rides. They're free, too, with the purchase of tickets."

"He didn't do anything, Gregory. This is a zoo"

'He's bound to wake up sometime!'

'You deserve some unabashed fun once in a while.'

"No matter what, sleep when the bay sleeps."

Columbus discovers ...that when exploring, it's not such a great idea to bring the family along.

Conference Pears

Face it, Bob, we're lost. Welcome to Faceitbobwe'relost pop. 2.

The Big Game Park

Meetings and Conventions - Warfare

"Damn! Someone just asked for chicken drumsticks."

This year, Barry resolved to try new things and take more chances - starting tomorrow.

Apparently summer's going to start next month.

Man sees half-eaten 'Do Not Feed the Bears' sign

"Why do I need a bus licence? Well, I have a rather large family, you see..."

Kindergarten Primary School Teacher

"If they give you any trouble, find a good babysitter and go out for the evening."

"Jenkins, I think you'll find the 'Any Other Business' section at the end of the agenda."

'When the airport said they were booking us on a different flight, I thouoght we'd still be going to Albuquerque!'

Tickets being sold for the Fun House and the Religious Fundamentalist House,

'Gentlemen, circle around on the spot several times and be seated.' - At the dog AGM

'Motion seconded!' (golfers)

Fetching, rolling over, playing dead, sitting up

A Visit To The Zoo

"I'll go in and look at stuff, but I won't read any signage."

"You don't have to like it; just acknowledge it."

'There are some gentlemen here who say that they want to drink your blood - do I show them in?'

"First, let me begin by admitting that the unexpected and rather brazen theft of our teleprompter has left me somewhat speechless."

'Watch your hands.'

Conference pears

Captain and Mrs Waters greeting the Tuggs family on Ramsgate Sands