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'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

"I got super baked in the shire and accidentally recruited these four little weirdos for the most important mission of all time."

"Are we going for suntan, personal development or being the envy of our friends on Instagram?"

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

"Be sure to check out the rides. They're free, too, with the purchase of tickets."

'We don't know which gate flight 311 to Denver is boarding. These are the menus.'

'You deserve some unabashed fun once in a while.'

"No matter what, sleep when the bay sleeps."

Planned service changes

Next Round Indicator

"She said 'let's go for a walk in the park'. It turned into a quagmire."

You have a major fiasco at 10:30, followed by a shocking scandal at 2:15.

'Some action figures! - They just STAND there!'

Face it, Bob, we're lost. Welcome to Faceitbobwe'relost pop. 2.

'People are staring at us because they've never seen private box seats at an off broadway theatre before.'

Odysseus returns to the Laundromat

This year, Barry resolved to try new things and take more chances - starting tomorrow.

"If they give you any trouble, find a good babysitter and go out for the evening."

'Yes, It's in that direction.'

Man sees half-eaten 'Do Not Feed the Bears' sign

Tickets being sold for the Fun House and the Religious Fundamentalist House,

'When the airport said they were booking us on a different flight, I thouoght we'd still be going to Albuquerque!'

"We just want a vacation --- we don't want to learn anything."

'I couldn't run away with you. I feel I would be depriving a village of its idiot!'

"I think I prefer a hot Italian sun on my back and a hot Italian hand on my backside..."

"Check the itinerary again Sharon, this doesn't look like Margate to me!!"

'First time skiing?'

'That was a good idea of yours to make ourselves scarce, the price of honey is going through the roof. I am going to cash in and get myself a nice little hive in Ibiza.'

"Here is a folder with your itinerary, visas and pre-paid coupons for your four-star hotel nests along the way: happy migration!"

"You don't have to like it; just acknowledge it."

'Yes, a two centre holiday sounds good to me. I'll go to Paris, where do you fancy?'

'Well, Dad said he'd take me to the zoo, but the only animals were horses running around a track!'

Returning tourism

Captain and Mrs Waters greeting the Tuggs family on Ramsgate Sands