Epic Outing Planner Mugs

Duck Hunt

"I got super baked in the shire and accidentally recruited these four little weirdos for the most important mission of all time."

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

"Are we going for suntan, personal development or being the envy of our friends on Instagram?"

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

"Be sure to check out the rides. They're free, too, with the purchase of tickets."

'We don't know which gate flight 311 to Denver is boarding. These are the menus.'

'You deserve some unabashed fun once in a while.'

"No matter what, sleep when the bay sleeps."

Planned service changes

"She said 'let's go for a walk in the park'. It turned into a quagmire."

Next Round Indicator

You have a major fiasco at 10:30, followed by a shocking scandal at 2:15.

Odysseus returns to the Laundromat

'Some action figures! - They just STAND there!'

'People are staring at us because they've never seen private box seats at an off broadway theatre before.'

This year, Barry resolved to try new things and take more chances - starting tomorrow.

Man sees half-eaten 'Do Not Feed the Bears' sign

"If they give you any trouble, find a good babysitter and go out for the evening."

'Yes, It's in that direction.'

Tickets being sold for the Fun House and the Religious Fundamentalist House,

'When the airport said they were booking us on a different flight, I thouoght we'd still be going to Albuquerque!'

"Check the itinerary again Sharon, this doesn't look like Margate to me!!"

"We just want a vacation --- we don't want to learn anything."

"I think I prefer a hot Italian sun on my back and a hot Italian hand on my backside..."

'I couldn't run away with you. I feel I would be depriving a village of its idiot!'

"You don't have to like it; just acknowledge it."

'First time skiing?'

'That was a good idea of yours to make ourselves scarce, the price of honey is going through the roof. I am going to cash in and get myself a nice little hive in Ibiza.'

"Here is a folder with your itinerary, visas and pre-paid coupons for your four-star hotel nests along the way: happy migration!"

'Yes, a two centre holiday sounds good to me. I'll go to Paris, where do you fancy?'

'I don't know why I let you talk me into such hare-brained schemes...darn it,missed again!'

'Well, Dad said he'd take me to the zoo, but the only animals were horses running around a track!'

Returning tourism

'Watch your hands.'