Group Travel Planning Gifts

'Do we qualify for a group rate?'

The fate of the emigrant

Man packing suitcase with French vocabulary

Welcome To New York City...Subject to the following conditions.

'Stop pulling that silly face, Dear.'

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

"Be sure to check out the rides. They're free, too, with the purchase of tickets."

"He didn't do anything, Gregory. This is a zoo"

'Next year I'm hiring a tank!'

'He's bound to wake up sometime!'

'Oh, rustic used to mean 'no indoor plumbing', but now it means, 'No computers'!'

Italia tours

'Are we broke yet?'

"Cancel the trip. The cook didn't get a visa."

"I just..."

'At this time, we would like to call those passengers who feel compelled to board before their row numbers are announced.'

"For the last time, we never need the route with the fewest turns."

Columbus discovers ...that when exploring, it's not such a great idea to bring the family along.

"Hey guys - wrote a new song! It's called 'I suggested Paris.' And a' one, two three..."

Western Outfitters.

Next Round Indicator

'You're going on a long journey. Have you got an OAP's bus pass?'

"I think I found a location for our vacation."

"We were thinking about the Himalayas this summer. On the other hand, there's something very special about Montauk."

Mad For It

"This trip, we'd like to go everywhere our luggage goes."

"Will you be flying through to Toledo, or attempting to leave mid-air?"

John couldn't help but think that his team had a different perspective on the event than he did...

'We leave for France tomorrow. I just can't wait to visit all those famous museum gift shops!'

'Round-the-world ticket please!' - 'One way?'

"Have you decided where to travel?"

Excess Baggage: Many hotels, inspired by the airlines are gouging their guests by adding 'resort fees' to the room rates.

"Can you folks handle firearms?"

Desert Island Statues wearing bucket hats.