Group Vacation Gifts

"Hey guys - wrote a new song! It's called 'I suggested Paris.' And a' one, two three..."

My First Camera

Holiday time.

"First class, or with children?"

"Mom! Your cell phone’s ringing ... it’s Dad!"

'The fun begins when we go through airport security.'

'Those bears are so cute I wish we could have brought them home.'

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays

"Mom! Don't think of me as covered with sand. Think of me as sugar coated."

'Are we there yet?'

Child on an airplane wearing a shirt with a switch that says "Airplane mode"

"This hotel room must be dry. There's a cactus growing out of my suitcase."

'Stop pulling that silly face, Dear.'

"Excuse me, but for some reason you have us traveling with our kids."

'Burl says it only works with corn though if you want to try it.'

Summertime

Happy holidays for kids.

Excess Baggage: In the old days folks called 2 weeks with 4 kids in a non-air conditioned car a vacation.

'I thought this was supposed to be a holiday.'

Lady to man taking picture of fish: 'Wiggle him a little and get him to smile.'

"The lakes are getting more like a theme park."

Kangaroo - Mum dropping her ice-cream on Joey's head.

Kids ask repetitively: 'Is the recession over yet?'

'Dad! Dad! Dad!!. . . We lost our signal.'

"Make a sandcastle with you? Of course darling. What about Thursday 3.15pm?"

'He's going to be an estate agent, just like his Dad.'

"Honey, can you read through our list and let me know if I forgot anything?"

"Ah...here they are!"

"Migration? I love chasing the endless summer, but travelling such distances with kids is exhausting..."

"Let's have some fun kids, he says, let's play Easter Island."

"No matter what, sleep when the bay sleeps."

"We'll get there when we get there!"

'I mean...'

"We're here to recharge our batteries."

Mother CareBaby Gap