Group Vacation Gifts

"Hey guys - wrote a new song! It's called 'I suggested Paris.' And a' one, two three..."

My First Camera

Holiday time.

"First class, or with children?"

'The fun begins when we go through airport security.'

"Mom! Your cell phone’s ringing ... it’s Dad!"

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays

'Those bears are so cute I wish we could have brought them home.'

"Mom! Don't think of me as covered with sand. Think of me as sugar coated."

'Are we there yet?'

'Burl says it only works with corn though if you want to try it.'

Child on an airplane wearing a shirt with a switch that says "Airplane mode"

'Stop pulling that silly face, Dear.'

"Excuse me, but for some reason you have us traveling with our kids."

"This hotel room must be dry. There's a cactus growing out of my suitcase."

Summertime

'I thought this was supposed to be a holiday.'

Lady to man taking picture of fish: 'Wiggle him a little and get him to smile.'

Excess Baggage: In the old days folks called 2 weeks with 4 kids in a non-air conditioned car a vacation.

Kids ask repetitively: 'Is the recession over yet?'

"The lakes are getting more like a theme park."

Happy holidays for kids.

Kangaroo - Mum dropping her ice-cream on Joey's head.

'Dad! Dad! Dad!!. . . We lost our signal.'

"Make a sandcastle with you? Of course darling. What about Thursday 3.15pm?"

"Honey, can you read through our list and let me know if I forgot anything?"

'He's going to be an estate agent, just like his Dad.'

'I mean...'

Mother CareBaby Gap

"We'll get there when we get there!"

"Migration? I love chasing the endless summer, but travelling such distances with kids is exhausting..."

"No matter what, sleep when the bay sleeps."

"Ah...here they are!"

"Let's have some fun kids, he says, let's play Easter Island."

"We're here to recharge our batteries."