Travel Plans Gifts

Mad For It

"Instead of Thanksgiving alone, why don't you join me and my family this year?"

'Sorry, you'd become liquid.'

1 hour delay, 2 hour delay, 3 hour delay.

The fate of the emigrant

Man packing suitcase with French vocabulary

Welcome To New York City...Subject to the following conditions.

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

'Next year I'm hiring a tank!'

"Cancel the trip. The cook didn't get a visa."

"I just..."

'Oh, rustic used to mean 'no indoor plumbing', but now it means, 'No computers'!'

'Are we broke yet?'

Italia tours

'At this time, we would like to call those passengers who feel compelled to board before their row numbers are announced.'

Where do you see yourself five years from today, dork-boy? 43 Breen Road. What are you talking about? It's where everyone wants to go. It's the most popular AirBnB in San Francisco. The earliest opening they had was five years from today. Just book a hotel. Hotels are so 2007.

There is no hurricane season in Aruba...

"For the last time, we never need the route with the fewest turns."

"I think I found a location for our vacation."

Western Outfitters.

'You're going on a long journey. Have you got an OAP's bus pass?'

"We were thinking about the Himalayas this summer. On the other hand, there's something very special about Montauk."

"This trip, we'd like to go everywhere our luggage goes."

Face it, Bob, we're lost. Welcome to Faceitbobwe'relost pop. 2.

A mental-health spot quiz, Al: "A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single … Google search of travel websites"?

"Will you be flying through to Toledo, or attempting to leave mid-air?"

'We leave for France tomorrow. I just can't wait to visit all those famous museum gift shops!'

'Round-the-world ticket please!' - 'One way?'

"Have you decided where to travel?"

"Where should we fly to for our next vacation?"

Bath Abbey

Desert Island Statues wearing bucket hats.

"Can you folks handle firearms?"

Excess Baggage: Many hotels, inspired by the airlines are gouging their guests by adding 'resort fees' to the room rates.

"This is Siri. No, you're not there yet!"