Travel Plans Gifts

Mad For It

"Instead of Thanksgiving alone, why don't you join me and my family this year?"

'Sorry, you'd become liquid.'

1 hour delay, 2 hour delay, 3 hour delay.

The fate of the emigrant

Welcome To New York City...Subject to the following conditions.

Man packing suitcase with French vocabulary

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

'Next year I'm hiring a tank!'

'Oh, rustic used to mean 'no indoor plumbing', but now it means, 'No computers'!'

"I just..."

Italia tours

'Are we broke yet?'

"Cancel the trip. The cook didn't get a visa."

'At this time, we would like to call those passengers who feel compelled to board before their row numbers are announced.'

"For the last time, we never need the route with the fewest turns."

There is no hurricane season in Aruba...

Western Outfitters.

'You're going on a long journey. Have you got an OAP's bus pass?'

"I think I found a location for our vacation."

"We were thinking about the Himalayas this summer. On the other hand, there's something very special about Montauk."

"This trip, we'd like to go everywhere our luggage goes."

"Will you be flying through to Toledo, or attempting to leave mid-air?"

'We leave for France tomorrow. I just can't wait to visit all those famous museum gift shops!'

'Round-the-world ticket please!' - 'One way?'

Bath Abbey

"Can you folks handle firearms?"

Excess Baggage: Many hotels, inspired by the airlines are gouging their guests by adding 'resort fees' to the room rates.

"Have you decided where to travel?"

"This is Siri. No, you're not there yet!"

Desert Island Statues wearing bucket hats.

"Where should we fly to for our next vacation?"

'Any bargains going South?' (Bird asks travel agent).

Summer

Signpost to London and Cairo with Umbrella and Parasol.