Day Trip Gifts

"I have high hopes for today's weather."

'What zip code are we in now?'

"First class, or with children?"

'Buying the inflight entertainment system was a great idea of yours, Dear...'

"All I did this summer was go fishing, camping, bike riding, swimming, boating, and go the movies, carnivals, fairs, concerts and games. I'm bored."

'He rides in the car with his head out the window a lot.'

"He didn't do anything, Gregory. This is a zoo"

'Are we there yet?'

'Mom, Dad just got a nibble.'

'Mom! This high resolution screen makes it seem like you're really outdoors!'

"I think our smart home is suffering from separation anxiety. It's following us."

'I thought this was supposed to be a holiday.'

"Honey, can you read through our list and let me know if I forgot anything?"

'I mean...'

A Day in the Country.

'Are we there yet?'

"I normally scream and cry on car rides, but I'm saving it all up for when we get on our flight"

"Mom said never use that dirty 4-letter word on vacation...DIET."

'I hate to ski. But I look so cute in the outfits!'

'Three zillion, five hundred trillion and sixty seven billion light years from Zog and now you tell me you've forgot to cancel the milk!'

Summer Energy

"'Course I've seen one before...but never one that ate peanuts!"

'Isn't that the ghastly couple we met last summer in Rock?'

It was a good idea to let the kids bring their friends...

'This is almost as good as 'Sea World'.'

"Don't make me turn this covered wagon around!"

The Soho Beachwear Look

'Are we there yet?'

Hero of the Beach?

"We're looking for a 5000 step walk."

"Don't worry, darling! I've set something up so the kids don't get bored on the trip."

'I just know baby is getting as much out of this world trip as we are.'

Satellite Navigation for children - "How many more miles is it?"

'No! - You can't build sand castles!'