Day Trips Gifts

"I'll go in and look at stuff, but I won't read any signage."

Hero of the Beach?

Canine Tours

"I find trains so romantic don't you?"

"Look, do you want this ice-cream or not?"

'We go where adventure takes us - as long as we're back before dark.'

'But apart from the piranhas, how was your trip to the aquarium?'

"I think our smart home is suffering from separation anxiety. It's following us."

Unable to raise enough money for a trip to Paris, the Bartlesville High French Club had to settle for three days in Tulsa.

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

'What zip code are we in now?'

"The GPS works great, we have satellite TV installed, the Sirius stereo sounds fantastic and our every move is tracked by Qualcomm. But could you turn around? I left me iphone at the house. . ."

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

Steep Hill, Slippery When Wet, Watch for Cars Going Faster Than You.

Grand Canyon. What's so great about the Grand Canyon?...Most of it's missing!

'Are we nearly there yet?'

'Buying the inflight entertainment system was a great idea of yours, Dear...'

It’s God’s country, if your God wears camouflage and dips tobacco.

'AHH, here it is! At the next intersection, turn left, then cough, following that, turn right, then cough...' WHEN DOCTORS NAVIGATE.

'This vacation, let's go on something OTHER than a power trip.'

'He rides in the car with his head out the window a lot.'

Motor Tourism

Songs about Texas, next 1100 miles.

Gaston's Gourmet Truckstop

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

'Now here's a place I like!'

Wine enthusiast tries to make his way to Cork.

Coexist. Coexhaust.

Caution: Driver Watching "Hard Copy"

'Can you see what's causing the hold up?'

"He didn't do anything, Gregory. This is a zoo"

Cash Machines From Across the Land

"G.P.S. FOR GUYS"

Welcome to Stratford-On-Avon...Birthplace of William Shakespeare...Park not here, lest ye be towed!