Travel Day Gifts

'This will hurt you more than it will hurt me.'

"Behold the secret to happiness."

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

"Ahhh... close enough."

Kiosk in large lobby with sign above it labeled 'Empathy'.

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

James Bond in a Snow Globe

Unable to raise enough money for a trip to Paris, the Bartlesville High French Club had to settle for three days in Tulsa.

Flags

Carefree luggage.

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

Sloaney Pony.

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

The fate of the emigrant

The Zoo.

The experienced backpacker.

'Not that net!'

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

Tourists

'Someplace where we could take lots of selfies with national monuments...'

On holiday.

Easter Island legs

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

'OK, now let's be careful out there.'

"I was going to chuck it all and go to Paris but I didn't have enough frequent-flier miles."

Leaning Tower -After a bottle, Jean noticed the tower stopped leaning.

"Business doesn't take a summer vacation."

Holiday time.

'What zip code are we in now?'