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"I'll go in and look at stuff, but I won't read any signage."

Hero of the Beach?

Canine Tours

"I find trains so romantic don't you?"

"Look, do you want this ice-cream or not?"

'We go where adventure takes us - as long as we're back before dark.'

'But apart from the piranhas, how was your trip to the aquarium?'

"I think our smart home is suffering from separation anxiety. It's following us."

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

'What zip code are we in now?'

Steep Hill, Slippery When Wet, Watch for Cars Going Faster Than You.

'Buying the inflight entertainment system was a great idea of yours, Dear...'

'Are we nearly there yet?'

It’s God’s country, if your God wears camouflage and dips tobacco.

Gaston's Gourmet Truckstop

Wine enthusiast tries to make his way to Cork.

Songs about Texas, next 1100 miles.

Caution: Driver Watching "Hard Copy"

Motor Tourism

'Can you see what's causing the hold up?'

'He rides in the car with his head out the window a lot.'

'AHH, here it is! At the next intersection, turn left, then cough, following that, turn right, then cough...' WHEN DOCTORS NAVIGATE.

'Now here's a place I like!'

'This vacation, let's go on something OTHER than a power trip.'

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

"He didn't do anything, Gregory. This is a zoo"

Cash Machines From Across the Land

"G.P.S. FOR GUYS"

Welcome to Stratford-On-Avon...Birthplace of William Shakespeare...Park not here, lest ye be towed!

'Mom, Dad just got a nibble.'

Some cars need a backseat steering wheel.

'Wow, these lights stay on the red cycle for a very long time.'

Laughing Zone Ahead