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"I find trains so romantic don't you?"

"I think our smart home is suffering from separation anxiety. It's following us."

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

Unpopular Street Signs: Road Work Behind, Speed Jump Ahead, Good Luck, Slow Distracted Adults.

Motor Tourism

'He rides in the car with his head out the window a lot.'

'AHH, here it is! At the next intersection, turn left, then cough, following that, turn right, then cough...' WHEN DOCTORS NAVIGATE.

'Now here's a place I like!'

Scenic Root: ants, bugs and worms using an exposed tree root as a scenic route.

'Can you see what's causing the hold up?'

A tortoise running along the side of the road, panting.

Camping.

'Kix? Yes, Ma'am -- you can get your Kix on aisle 66.'

Computer Hitching a Ride to Silicon Valley

'I think we took a wrong turn between the seventh and eight holes.'

Sometimes Y Turn

Lady about flat tire: 'It's not too bad - it's only flat on the bottom.'

'Of course you're out of gas. You forgot to fill up at the last stop...maybe this will teach you to stop daydreaming.'

Exit Next Left

"Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi!"

Inflating Boobs.

"Valet park only"

"We're off. We got a loan to fill er up!"

Monday: Next 7 exits.

Route 666

Caution (arrow falling from sky sign)

"A trillion bottles of beer on the wall, a trillion bottles of beer..."

A Day in the Country.

An alien tries to hitch a lift at the side of the road

A car towing a yacht full of people partying down a rural road.