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"I'll go in and look at stuff, but I won't read any signage."

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

The Vineyard

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

Easter Island legs

'Someplace where we could take lots of selfies with national monuments...'

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"

"I was going to chuck it all and go to Paris but I didn't have enough frequent-flier miles."

'The fun begins when we go through airport security.'

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

Walking Luggage.

Man stood by signpost to 'here' or 'there'.

Fight or Flight

'Are we there yet?'

"...But ASIDE from that, how was your trip to France?"

'It's a blonde, long-legged species with a melodious voice and it goes south for the winter.'

"This bag is carry-on, and this one is kick-drop-throw-and-pile-on."

Tourists in Egypt

The World's Easiest Airport

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

Songs about Texas, next 1100 miles.

"How about if we just winter in hell?"

Kardiff.

Beware of the crafty Kia bird of New Zealand.

How am I abducting?

'Oh great. Our luggage has been sent to Alpha Centauri.'

The only way to see the world is to see the world

"Early model of baggage claim"

"Excuse me, but for some reason you have us traveling with our kids."

Type A Freshman - changed courses four times, got a job, organized a protest, quit the job, plans to take second semester abroad.

Cash Machines From Across the Land